This blog is a communication platform for me through which, I intend to share my reasonable life experiences with you all reading this. You will find my feelings expressed here in the best possible way i can + will show my love for writing... As I very well was aware that no newspaper would allow me to write what i really want to write ;)... so I am using this perfect thing blog for the same..
So, be here to catch the funny, the naughty, the witty, the humorous, the hilarious things that revolve round my mind...

WELCOME !!!

Sunday, 5 August 2012

Mystical Space


There are many ways of looking at the world around us. We all have different perspectives, according to our individual needs, habits, education, culture, social background, temperament, talents, and so on. Essentially, however, as human beings, we are all put together in the same way. At the bodily level, we share the same senses, and so presumably we all perceive things in a similar manner. What gives us a different take on things is our individual minds. Such is human life, and it need not be a problem. Difficulties only arise when we take our perspective to be real, and the perspective of others to be somewhat less than real. But is any of it real anyway, even our one perspective? Does the world itself have any reality?

Monday, 16 July 2012

Clichés in Movies

There’s an abundance of clichés in movies—not only the lines spoken but also the repetitive themes and scenarios. That’s why we some times say, “that movie was so boring that I could tell the end after the first 15 minutes.
That’s good news for you, actually. Next time when you’re on a date and go watch a movie, you’ll have plenty materials to joke about.

Thursday, 31 May 2012

Get out of the COMPARISON TRAP !!!

“Do they eat any better than you???” “Do they get any better facilities than you???” Tola Ram, father of Manoj shouted on his son so unexpectedly. While Manoj was wondering to know whether any of his previous year's academic report card has been found by his father or what other matter is it which is helping his father in his routine work of scolding and comparing him with others, he got to know that that day his neighbour's son, and a relative who lives at large from them has secured marginally more percentage than what was secured by him in his senior secondary exams. Manoj never thought that this topic will again bring him sadness when after three years have passed and he had no more relations with the senior secondary board. But to his dismay, every other mark that he couldn't secure was hitting him in his heart and he was being compared by his inch tape parents with others.

“Even the toilets of their houses are of classic Indian style” :P The father resorted to say. “Wahi acche nikle phir toh...” (they have become good) his father continued to compare while manoj was listening and cursing himself in his heart that why couldn't he score that much

Thursday, 17 May 2012

The Grief of a Panipuri Wala !!!

Babu , a street vendor selling panipuri (golgappa or gupchup), commonly known as Babu Gol Gappe wala by his permanent customers, even used as a landmark by some to recognize the place), has claimed of incurring losses in excess of Rupees one lakh  per year due to his women customers insisting on extra paani (flavored and salted water) and free puri (hollow and fried bread) without paying extra for those delicacies.
“They give commercially irrational excuses like ‘Bhaiya, ek aur de do na, bachchi maang rahi hai’ or simply insist on getting extra puris (Papdi) for free just because they have bought and consumed a few earlier,”

Monday, 23 April 2012

Life is Weird


Its wierd...when you have the answers,
But no questions are asked!
You wait patiently, hoping they will be thrown at you,
But time has passed and your answers have left
even bigger questions in your head...

Its wierd...when you are crying your heart out,
And when asked why- you dont kno!
Yes, something went wrong,
But you cant get what it was
But then, you know that this is all you want to do...
Just cry...


Its wierd...when you are so angry,
That smiling is the last thing you can do!
Yet, thats exactly what is expected of you...
And you are smiling; youn want to lash out at everyone around you!
But you just smile and tap them on their back...

Its wierd...when you are desperate to forget something,
But people around you keep talking about it!
You walk out of the room,
You close your eyes...and its there,
In your thoughts again!
You want to scream, but how can you?
People dont know what is eating you from within!
Do they care?

Its wierd...when you ask someone what life is,
And all you get is silence!
We might be living this life everyday...
But no one seems to know all about it!
Isnt that wierd?
Yes, Life is Wierd!!

Friday, 20 April 2012

Installing Love !!!


The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. So, let me try to teach the same to you at this very tender age.

Ahhhhhhh…… uhhhhhh….. before you reach to read ahead of this topic.. I want you all to feel some love with the breeeeze of love flowing around this article (flowing since the time I was writing this). So people, let’s minimize all other applications running to let LOVE installed into you.

Tuesday, 17 April 2012

Can you afford to let go Lakhs of Rupees in Air as Smoke???


You might have come across many advertisements and articles about simple money saving tips over the media like using energy efficient lamps saves you electricity bill, cooking food using a lid saves your gas expenses, end the costly subscription of your TV and make your life jhinga laala by saving your money again. And for young ones - drop the idea of cappuccino this weekend or a dinner date to zoom out your savings. Though all these measures are worth considering but you my smart reader, can save much bigger amount every year if you just take good care of yourself and your family members. I am talking about the biggest hole maker in your pocket - CIGARETTE.

Thursday, 12 April 2012

One Flaw In Women

We all are surrounded by them. (Ohhh chuck.. Please don't complain that you aren't) Yes, you are surrounded by them in one or the other form. So, while having an eye on them (I meant the observation part here) I have EUREKOUSLY (originated from the original word Eureka Eureka ;)) found a flaw in women.
As I have grown to understand myself and my own psychological tendencies more I have also noticed some psychological tendencies, pathologies and recently a flaw in women about which I am gonna try to write here.

Sunday, 1 April 2012

Learn to Say NO !!!


Imagine a person continuously saying haanji haanji haanji haaanji (yea yea yea yea)..!!! w/o even taking a notice, listening or thinking about the words being said by his confronter. He is a man, yea only a man could do that 'cause I have seen no woman doing that till now in my life... and we are going to consider him as a real nice, jolly man having no hard feelings in his heart for anyone. He makes other people laugh with his gained wits during his upbringing and tries to be as pleasing as he could be with everyone he meets. You just have to ask for a favor or request and an affirmative answer of haaanji haaanji haaaaanji zarur ji zarur would be buzzing in your head the same moment again with no thinking of what has been asked or what not has not been asked for. No doubt, some might consider him even more good than I described but certainly he has a problem of not able to say no to even favors he doesn’t want to favor.

Monday, 26 March 2012

Another Facebook Friend Deleted Me !!!


Another Facebook Friend Deleted Me!!!


You logged into your loving Facebook account to check on to any new notifications or messages you might have received from your crush and also to peep into others’ profile (there also may be some other works that I am not able to mention here but people might be doing on Facebook ;))but to your dismay and surprise, all your excitement turned other way round and you find out that another of your Facebook friend has deleted you. And even harder it is to know WHO??? :P (yea, I Know you can now get to know who it is but remember, people used to delete you when these tricks weren’t yet discovered)
I guess those readers who yet don’t know about the above mentioned trick are rather more interested in knowing the same before proceeding further with this article. But, I will be more concerned towards my topic of writing. You can Google it yourself.

Tuesday, 20 March 2012

Witnessed another Break-up !!! (Narrating MY WAY)


They met, talked incidentally and fell in love (Please, no guesses about whether the love was true or not yet ;)). And then they started dating. They were truly, madly, deeply in love with each other. They  witnessed many things together. Promises, plannings, values, dreams and all other feelings that a couple shares were being shared by them.  Heyyy… did I mention late night texting, love-sharing, kuchuu vuchuu, shona, babu, baby things etc etc that were also the part of the game. Yea, I just did that. That’s how they considered their relationship like – Sweet and Pure. They talked everyday, met almost on regular intervals and movies were a common among them. And yeaaaa…..!!! People also were jealous of them (pointing towards SINGLES, Oh no – not me :P) [That was just written to bring your kind attention to the relationship status of the writer, perfectly single :D]

Friday, 16 March 2012

Great Quotes By Chanakya



‎15 GREAT THOUGHTS BY CHANAKYA

1) "Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!"
- Chanakya

... 2)"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first."
- Chanakya

Friday, 9 March 2012

One never loses his/her value... YOU ARE SPECIAL

A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a Rs.1000 note. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this Rs.1000 note ?"

Hands started going up.

He said, "I am going to give this Rs.1000 note to one of you but first, let ...me do this." He proceeded to crumple (make wrinkle) the note .

He then asked, "Who still wants it?"

Lessons Of Life (Funny !!! ;))

"Lesson 1" Naked Wife

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop ......that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…

Sunday, 4 March 2012

Smartness of a Chartered Accountant

A Chartered Accountant walks into a bank in New York city and asks for a $5,000 loan.The bank asks for a security to be submitted for the same and the CA hands over the keys & documents of his BMW, parked outside the bank. After the required checking, the bank grants him the amount.
The bank manager and officers enjoy a good laugh on that guy for using $100,000 BMW as collateral security against a loan of $5,000.They park that car in the bank parking safely.
Two weeks later the CA returns and repays $5000 and interest which comes to $15.41.
The bank manager says, sir we are very happy with this transaction, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we found that you are a "MULTI MILLIONAIRE". Then why did you bother to borrow $5,000?
The CA replies - "Where else in New York could I Park my car for 2 weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return!!!
The manager was amazed & surprised by this action of chartered accountant.
The mind of a Chartered Accountant...;)
hehehehhehehehe........... :D