One never loses his/her value... YOU ARE SPECIAL

A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a Rs.1000 note. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this Rs.1000 note ?"

Hands started going up.

He said, "I am going to give this Rs.1000 note to one of you but first, let ...me do this." He proceeded to crumple (make wrinkle) the note .

He then asked, "Who still wants it?"

Lessons Of Life (Funny !!! ;))

"Lesson 1" Naked Wife

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop ......that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…

Smartness of a Chartered Accountant

A Chartered Accountant walks into a bank in New York city and asks for a $5,000 loan.The bank asks for a security to be submitted for the same and the CA hands over the keys & documents of his BMW, parked outside the bank. After the required checking, the bank grants him the amount.
The bank manager and officers enjoy a good laugh on that guy for using $100,000 BMW as collateral security against a loan of $5,000.They park that car in the bank parking safely.
Two weeks later the CA returns and repays $5000 and interest which comes to $15.41.
The bank manager says, sir we are very happy with this transaction, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we found that you are a "MULTI MILLIONAIRE". Then why did you bother to borrow $5,000?
The CA replies - "Where else in New York could I Park my car for 2 weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return!!!
The manager was amazed & surprised by this action of chartered accountant.
The mind of a Chartered Accountant...;)
hehehehhehehehe........... :D